Saturday, June 30, 2012


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Facebook Fails: 15 of the dumbest status updates ever

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1. Either that or it's because you're a terrible driver. (via glenniewrenmcgee.tumblr.com)

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2. Done, done and DONE! Now what'll I do with the rest of my day? (via nothingss-fine-im-torn.tumblr.com)

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3. And July is gonna be her favorite decade. (via thisisjameson.com)

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4. I think ForeverFailure is still available. (via holytaco.com)

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5. OK everyone! Whatever you do DO NOT inconvenience this person at all! (via loupeachem.tumblr.com)

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6. You don't say. (via lionsdenu.com)

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7. I agree, long division destroys your brain cells. (via lamebook.com)

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8. She's clearly very emotional. (via thisisjameson.com)

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9. Having a particular brand of stupid named after you is pretty impressive. (via failbook.failblog.org)

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10. Yeah...the whole being extinct for 65 million years is kind of a dead giveaway. (via lamebook.com)

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11. Actually, I think she looks like a duck. (via kaiphil95.tumblr.com)

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12. And your mind is as sharp a hammer. (via facebookstupidity.tumblr.com)

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13. Haha! Uh, yeah...funny. (via facebookstupidity.tumblr.com)

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14. Time to unfriend. (via failbook.com)

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 15. Google doesn't factor stupidity into its algorithm. (via smosh.com)

Friday, June 29, 2012


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Woman Gets Super Glued To Walmart Toilet

Huffington Post  |  By  Posted:  Updated: 06/28/2012 8:28 am
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A woman in Monticello, Ky., got caught in a sticky situation at a Walmart recently when she got stuck on the restroom toilet for 60 minutes.

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A woman literally got caught in a sticky situation inside a Walmart bathroom in Kentucky. She sat down on the toilet and couldn't get up for 60 minutes.
The unidentified woman was using the restroom in the Monticello store earlier this month when she found that she was glued to the seat, the New York Daily News reported.
Paramedics were called to the scene of the grime after someone heard the woman screaming from the toilet stall. They needed an hour to remove her from the toilet -- with the toilet seat still attached to her buttocks, according to AzCentral.com.The seat was removed from the lady's posterior in a hospital emergency room.
Officials suspect the gluing may have been done on purpose, but don't want to accuse anyone at this point, according to Lex18.com.
This isn't the first time someone was glued to a toilet seat at Walmart. The same thing happened on March 31 to a man in Maryland, the Kentucky Post reported.
Meanwhile, putting Super Glue on a toilet is considered a crime, and Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department in Kentucky told the paper that the perpetrator could face second-degree assault charges.

Sunday, June 24, 2012


Teen Gets Stuck In Vending Machine Allegedly Trying To Steal Soda
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Firefighters in National City, Calif., attempt to free a 17-year-old teen who got his arm stuck in a vending machine while trying to steal a soda.
A 17-year boy in National City, Calif., learned the hard way that crime doesn't pay after attempting to steal a soda and getting his arm stuck in the vending machine.
On Saturday morning the teen, whose name was not released, allegedly reached inside the receiving slot of the vending machine near a trolley station, according to NBC San Diego. Then, his arm got caught inside and was stuck until a trolley rider saw him trapped and called the police.
Police, firefighters, paramedics and trolley security all arrived on the scene. The firefighters attempted to free the alleged soda-napper using axes, crowbars and an air chisel, 10News.com reported.
Eventually, the rescue crew cut the lock on the machine door with a rotary saw, freeing the teen. Medics treated the boy for scrapes and soreness to his arm caused by the numerous attempts he made to free himself.
The teen was taken into custody and police said he may be charged with petty theft.
Meanwhile, NBC San Diego reported that the alleged thief never did get the soda.
The incident may be embarrassing and unusual, but not unprecedented.
Last September, a teenage boy in Auckland, N.Z., was "extricated" from the jaws of the Coca-Cola machine after he unsuccessfully tried to steal a can of Coke.
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