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Facebook Fails: 15 of the dumbest status updates ever

June 29, 2012 12:30 PM | permalink

If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

  

1. Either that or it's because you're a terrible driver. (via glenniewrenmcgee.tumblr.com)

2. Done, done and DONE! Now what'll I do with the rest of my day? (via nothingss-fine-im-torn.tumblr.com)

3. And July is gonna be her favorite decade. (via thisisjameson.com)

4. I think ForeverFailure is still available. (via holytaco.com)

5. OK everyone! Whatever you do DO NOT inconvenience this person at all! (via loupeachem.tumblr.com)

6. You don't say. (via lionsdenu.com)

7. I agree, long division destroys your brain cells. (via lamebook.com)

8. She's clearly very emotional. (via thisisjameson.com)

9. Having a particular brand of stupid named after you is pretty impressive. (via failbook.failblog.org)

10. Yeah...the whole being extinct for 65 million years is kind of a dead giveaway. (via lamebook.com)

11. Actually, I think she looks like a duck. (via kaiphil95.tumblr.com)

12. And your mind is as sharp a hammer. (via facebookstupidity.tumblr.com)

13. Haha! Uh, yeah...funny. (via facebookstupidity.tumblr.com)

14. Time to unfriend. (via failbook.com)

 15. Google doesn't factor stupidity into its algorithm. (via smosh.com)